I don't know why she leaves in the afternoon and wears the shoes that make clicking noises. I do know that I can throw her off-balance and run out the door faster when she does wear them. Or if she's wearing the weird stuff on her face. Or smells funny like flowers.
I ran out the door today before she left. It was really fun. I went up and down the stairs a bunch of times and ate a piece of cheese and cried because it was super awesome. Mommy promised me a walk so I let her put the leash on, but then she made me go into the kitchen and I didn't see her until it was dark outside.
She just said she'll take me on a hike tomorrow. She better.
We're playing fetch right now so I have to go. Let me know if you want to play fetch. My email is oliverpuppy@msn.com
